Deciding on a room

[Don Sims]

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a room with or without a view?"

[bernoo]

Three single dads were at the pub one day, an Aussie, an American and an Irish man, discussing their now teenage daughters.
The aussie dad said
' I can't believe it, I dont normally go in me daughters room, but I did
the other day and I found a packet of smokes. I didnt even know she smoked'
The Yankee piped up
' same thing happened to me just last
week. I cruised past her bedroom and her door was open and I saw a half drunk bottle of bourbon in there and I didnt even know she drank'.

"Thats nothing" says ol Irish Mick " I was in me daughters room the other day and found a packet of condoms, and didnt even know she had a di#k"