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Don Sims
10-15-2005, 03:59 PM
Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to go for a walk whistle. It makes the

neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and choke himself.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a

replacement.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.

For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't

hurt.