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Don Sims
10-25-2005, 12:17 AM
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run outa
night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big
frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he
decided to steal dat froggie.

Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real
careful or he'd git bit. He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him
roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrap
hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to git hisself free. But Boudreaux,
he had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.

Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his
bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's
gonna bite him good, but he had a plan.

He reach into de back pocket of his bibs and pulls out a pint a dat
moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snake's mouf. Well, dat
snake's eyeballs kinda roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit
dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou.

Den he goes back to fishin. A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin
tappin on his barefoot toe. He slowly look down and dare wuz dat water
moccasin wif two more frogs . . .

qban_flyer
10-25-2005, 12:26 AM
I removed the entire joke and url included due to the comment below. To me it implied one single thing. A loaded URL, a trap so to speak.

Since I am not into controversies of any type I have decided to remove the entire joke from this thread.

If I could I would removed this entry also. Unfortunately, I have no clue as to how to do that.

Sorry guys. :( :( :(

Don Sims
10-25-2005, 12:46 AM
For some strange reason, methinks it wouldn't be a good idea to click on that link...:eek:

qban_flyer
10-25-2005, 02:01 AM
For some strange reason, methinks it wouldn't be a good idea to click on that link...:eek:

It was rather amusing! Especially the picture on the licenses. Your loss, not mine.

Don Sims
10-25-2005, 11:28 AM
LOL, I'm sure it is!! That's the problem, I don't want to break the computer screen looking at my own photo!!

qban_flyer
10-25-2005, 01:56 PM
LOL, I'm sure it is!! That's the problem, I don't want to break the computer screen looking at my own photo!!

It's was a very funny joke played on the visitor to the link.

Nothing close to one's photo is shown, but since I have let the punch line out, the whole thing has become a moot point. :o :o :o