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Don Sims
11-02-2005, 10:13 AM
A man was driving down a country road when a tire fell off his car due to loose lug nuts. Looking up he saw a tall fence running along the road. On it was a sign, Garfield County Mental Hospital.

He was looking at his car when he heard a voice, and turning around, saw a man behind the fence.

The driver said "I don't know what to do now. I need to get into town to have this fixed."

The man behind the fence said "Take one lug nut off your other three tires and use it to put on your spare. That will get you to town."

The driver did just that. Turning to the man behind the fence he asked "What are you in there for? That was a pretty good solution."

The man behind the fence answered, "Look, I'm crazy, not stupid."

Have a good day.