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Don Sims
11-14-2005, 11:38 PM
Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, not really I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem ! at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00.

Geoff_Gino
11-15-2005, 06:06 AM
Oh BOY!!!!

Geoff

dicknadine
11-15-2005, 03:57 PM
thats why we wear rubber diapers every night. it sure beats being horizontal. dick

heartbeat
11-15-2005, 05:59 PM
wow guys i am just 67 and i am going to keep walking on the walking trail :D the future looks bleeeeeeek:eek: (ALWAYS USE THE ELEVATOR WHEN LANDING) HEARTBEAT--TEXAS

er3769
11-16-2005, 02:13 AM
Getting old is not for sissies!!!