11-30-2005, 02:48 AM
I went to visit my dad at the nursing home the other day, and I asked him, well dad you`ve been here two weeks now, how do you like it? He replied: well son, I like it just fine, I`ve got a nice room, the food is great,and every night they give me a hot cup of cocoa and a Viagra!! I said, Dad you must be mistaken about the viagra. He said Nope I ain`t. So I went to the nurse and confronted her about the cocoa and viagra. She replied, Oh Yes we give all the older men the same every night. I asked why? She said...why the cocoa puts them to sleep and the viagra keeps them from rolling out of bed!!!!!!