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Gonnacrash
11-30-2005, 03:54 AM
A lawyer and a blonde gal happen to be sitting next to each other on
a long flight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and
asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just
wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the
window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot
of fun. He explains how the game works . . " I ask you a question, and
if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-versa."

Again the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The
lawyer figures he's pretty smart and since his opponent is a blonde he
will easily win the match, so he makes another offer. "Okay, how about
this? If you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't
know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be
no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question . . "What's the distance from the
earth to the moon ?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a
five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's
turn. She asks the lawyer . . "What goes up a hill with three legs,
and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look.
He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.

He taps into the Air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet
and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated he sends E-mails to all
his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an
hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He wakes the
blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns
away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who can't believe he's been
outsmarted by a blonde, is going nuts trying to figure it out. He's
more than a little frustrated! He wakes the blonde again and asks . . .
"Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four
?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes
back to sleep.