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Don Sims
12-01-2005, 04:27 PM
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they

got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?

Brace yourself.

This is really going to hurt!
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

trogdor
12-01-2005, 05:45 PM
ohhhhhh... I want my 20 seconds of life back!

:)

watt_the?!
12-01-2005, 11:30 PM
please delete this thread....lol..

giflyrc
12-01-2005, 11:55 PM
I LIKE IT!!

Roger aka GIFLYRC

TLyttle
12-02-2005, 02:47 AM
Yup, my kind of joke, I LOVE groaners!!

losi24
12-08-2005, 01:23 AM
ohhhhhh... I want my 20 seconds of life back!

:)

haha..same here:rolleyes:

ORION49
03-09-2007, 05:34 PM
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they

got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?

Brace yourself.

This is really going to hurt!
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
More! I want more! Clean but dirty. Swept together! Ha.:):):):):)

simibill
03-09-2007, 06:07 PM
He said it was a bad bad bad joke...

Twizter68
03-09-2007, 07:30 PM
Don...I have a broomstick here for you....*gets baseball bat grip on broomstick* I want my 40 seconds back!

Don Sims
03-10-2007, 02:02 AM
Please don't hit meeeeeeeeeee twizter!!!! Run away!

CHELLIE
03-10-2007, 04:55 AM
That was Cute :)

Kat
04-07-2007, 07:01 AM
Well, seeing as there is nothing to hit you with, i will have to hit myself......................OW OW OW OW OW OW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!
twinkle twinkle litle star, how i wonder, it is a cat.................

xuzme720
04-26-2007, 03:43 AM
Yup, my kind of joke, I LOVE groaners!!


gotta love a groaner...:D

Major Danger
05-02-2007, 12:04 AM
Mr. Don..................... YOUR FIRED !

Bundy_90
05-02-2007, 03:02 PM
Because you hate it, i love it.


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