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Don Sims
12-10-2005, 11:11 AM
January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.


February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.


March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."


April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.


May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.


June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.


July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.


August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.


September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."


October - Hates M & M's because they are so hard to peel.


November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.

December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.

spark
12-10-2005, 02:11 PM
Took her Christmas weight loss video back because she noticed that no one on the video was losing any weight.

qban_flyer
12-10-2005, 03:56 PM
You are BAD Don07tncav. Blondes are going to gang up on you.:D :D :D

Rugar
12-10-2005, 08:10 PM
You are BAD Don07tncav. Blondes are going to gang up on you.:D :D :D

Wish we could all be so lucky :D.

Don Sims
12-10-2005, 11:01 PM
You are BAD Don07tncav. Blondes are going to gang up on you.:D :D :D


Please, make them all cute and female!

Johan Beyers
12-13-2005, 07:54 AM
You are BAD Don07tncav. Blondes are going to gang up on you.:D :D :D

Only if they get the jokes :D