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qban_flyer
12-15-2005, 02:39 AM
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.

"YOOOOOO-HOO!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking....... and one blonde says to the
other, "Which do you think is farther away.......... Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????"
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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not that stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
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THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "These are watch dogs!"
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