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qban_flyer
01-02-2006, 08:27 AM
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... "duh"... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing... couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm... car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C"... isn't it???

October - Hate M&M's... they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said one hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911... "duh"... there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

YESTERDAY IS HISTORY, TOMORROW A MYSTERY, TODAY IS A GIFT.

n001pa
01-05-2006, 08:16 PM
Where do you come up with these.:D They're great.:D

qban_flyer
01-05-2006, 10:21 PM
Where do you come up with these.:D They're great.:D

I get an average of twelve jokes every day. Some are good, some are excellent. The good ones and not so good ones I discard.

The rest I forward to my e-mail list and I post a few here from time to time.:)