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Don Sims
01-15-2006, 02:21 PM
1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."

4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"

5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don''t you will be."

6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

7.In a restaurant window: "Don''t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we''ll wait."

10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.:rolleyes:

TLyttle
01-16-2006, 02:57 AM
Outsine a music store that specialised in Classical music:

Bach by one pm; Offenbach before...