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Steve Nolan (eBird)
01-15-2006, 07:49 PM
This one sounds a lot better when spoken, and spoken briskly.
(By the way, it's pronounced "Bar bay dos")

One day a bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.

Bartender replies: "It's against the law to serve a bear a beer in a bar in Barbados. So get lost!"

Bear gets mad and storms out.

Next day, bear walks back into the bar again and asks the bartender for a beer.
Bartender says "I TOLD you, I can't serve a bear a beer in a bar in Barbados"

Bear gets really angry, snarls at the bartender, and storms out.

Next night, bear walks back into the bar, slams his paw on the counter and asks the bartender to serve him a beer.

Bartender says, "LOOK, man, I am NOT going to serve a bear a beer in a bar in barbados, and that's FINAL."

Bear says, "OK, you see that chick over there, leaning on the juke box? If you don't serve me, I'm going to eat her up."

Bartender says, "I have TOLD you, I will NOT serve a bear a beer in a bar in Barbados."

Bear walks over to the girl and tears her up, swallows her whole.
Saunters back over to the bar and says to the bartender, "NOW. Serve me a beer!"

Bartender calmly says "Look, I am NOT going to serve a bear a beer in a bar in Barbados, and I'm CERTAINLY not going to serve one on drugs."

Bear says "what the heck are you talking about?"

Bartender says "That was a barbituate."

:D

Twmaster
02-15-2006, 03:39 AM
<groan>