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Gonnacrash
01-18-2006, 01:17 AM
Traveling salesman from Texas !

Strolled into his usual drinking establishment and is greeted by the bartender.
Bartender asked how the family was.
Great just had a 25 pound boy !
25 POUND boy, holy cow, that's big...

Couple weeks later the salesman is back in the bar.

Bartender asks how the new baby was...
Great he now weighs 17 pounds and growing...
Wait you said he weighed 25 pounds a couple of weeks ago when he was born.
Yeah, but we had him circumcised !

Gullwing
01-18-2006, 04:39 AM
Thats right everything is bigger in TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!LOL