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Don Sims
01-19-2006, 11:48 AM
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.


A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative


Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.


Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.


I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.


If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?


A hangover is the wrath of grapes.


Corduroy pillows are making headlines.


Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?


Banning the bra was a big flop.


Sea captains don't like crew cuts.


Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?


A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.


Without geometry, life is pointless.


When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.


Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.


When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.


Alarms: What an octopus is.


Crick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes


Dockyard: A physician's garden.


Incongruous: Where bills are passed.


Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.


Pasteurize: Too far to see

vicman
01-20-2006, 02:39 PM
Don, those were great....safe eating:eek: