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Don Sims
01-20-2006, 11:04 AM
Questions with out answers

l. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you
use the bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one
slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna
try to stuff in that slot?

6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times
with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then
put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from
the end you first try?

8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light
fixtures?

9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept
drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our
ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we
say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say,
"That hurt!"

11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch
something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock
something else over?

12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard
sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as
it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

14. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your
wife told you to do it? And obviously if at first you don't succeed,
then don't take up sky diving!

16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

onrecess
02-03-2006, 02:43 AM
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9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept
drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

AHA! That's where the other sock goes!!!:eek:

Turbojoe
02-03-2006, 03:18 AM
Questions with out answers

16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

Hmmm........:eek::D


Joe