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08-11-2005, 01:44 AM
I had a plane and threw it hard
I flew it once around the yard
It flew back towards my head
It hit the ground and now it's dead!!!
08-12-2005, 02:42 AM
Remember some time back, that famous T-Shirt said S--- Happens! I found a newer t shirt out there just for you.
01-21-2007, 03:45 PM
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened,
01-21-2007, 04:33 PM
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose!!
01-21-2007, 04:34 PM
Black holes are where God divided by zero!!
01-22-2007, 05:28 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And so am I!
01-22-2007, 04:13 PM
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol!!
01-22-2007, 09:01 PM
If black boxes survive air crashes — why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
01-22-2007, 10:22 PM
The dead plane he did pick up,
Then WW1 threw it in his truck,
It missed the bed and hit the ground,
When WW1 got home he looked all around....
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