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Don Sims
02-14-2006, 12:59 AM
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde
jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.

So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her
husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms
in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool
of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and leather jacket
at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies
"Yes, thank you.."


He asks what she is doing and she said that she wanted to prove
to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do
it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said......
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(Yep.....I know you will...)
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" FOR THE BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"

qban_flyer
02-14-2006, 01:55 AM
:D Loved it!

TLyttle
02-15-2006, 03:05 AM
One of the lads in the model club was dancing around like a madman in front of my workbench one day, rattling around like a skeleton. "What are you doing?!?" "Following the directions" he said, pointing at a bottle of AeroGloss on the bench. "See? 'Shake well before using'!!"

How do you fight with that? Oh, yeah, he was blonde...

qban_flyer
02-15-2006, 04:38 AM
One of the lads in the model club was dancing around like a madman in front of my workbench one day, rattling around like a skeleton. "What are you doing?!?" "Following the directions" he said, pointing at a bottle of AeroGloss on the bench. "See? 'Shake well before using'!!"

How do you fight with that? Oh, yeah, he was blonde...

Loved that one as well! I give it three :D :D :D !!!