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qban_flyer
02-21-2006, 02:27 AM
GOOD:
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar.
He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem.
A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"
The officer then found his young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.

(And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER:

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs


BEST:

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball."
He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car. :D

crast test dummie
02-21-2006, 02:38 AM
GOOD:
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar.
He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem.
A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"
The officer then found his young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.

(And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER:

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs


BEST:

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball."
He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car. :D

Someone just E-Mailed that to me today.....Funny stuff.

CTD

Geoff_Gino
02-21-2006, 06:03 AM
Best - Young woman should read "Young beautiful blond woman"

qban_flyer
02-21-2006, 09:01 AM
Someone just E-Mailed that to me today.....Funny stuff.

CTD

I got it the same way.

The last one had me LMAO! :eek:

crast test dummie
02-21-2006, 06:21 PM
Yea, theres a lot of good ones out there.

CTD

nova801428
02-22-2006, 02:46 AM
That should be a blonde joke