02-23-2006, 01:33 AM
Old Billy Don was sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his buddy Roy drives up. Roy tries to start a conversation several times, but Billy Don barely responds. Finally, Roy asks what the problem is. "Well," Billy Don says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse." Roy asked:"What kind of question?" . "My wife Martha asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly." "That's easy," Roy say's. "You just say, 'Of course I will'". "Yeah," Billy Don said:, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, " OF COURSE I DO !!!!!!!!!!!"