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Don Sims
03-02-2006, 12:28 AM
TOP 10 INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:

10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you
enter the trailer park."

8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudge-sickles.

7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a Day."

5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill
last month.

4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges."

3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape

Rugar
03-02-2006, 12:31 AM
LOL :D! Good one Don.

Don Sims
03-02-2006, 12:53 AM
Yep, the duct tape hurts a lot taking it back off though.

giflyrc
03-02-2006, 12:23 PM
Not , if there's nothing to stick it to!:o :eek:

Roger

spark
03-02-2006, 03:16 PM
Roger must be "circus sized".

giflyrc
03-02-2006, 05:09 PM
Spark,

Good play on wrds!!!

Roger

spark
03-02-2006, 09:40 PM
Flea circus, that is.

crxmanpat
03-07-2006, 09:46 PM
You guys slay me! I sure am glad I found the humor forum today, I needed a bunch of good laughs.

Pat

nova801428
03-08-2006, 04:21 AM
do you mean small?:D

booger
03-08-2006, 04:29 AM
now that was almost funny

giflyrc
03-08-2006, 08:52 AM
this is small, this isn't
What's in your pocket?

Roger

spark
03-08-2006, 11:35 PM
This is what's in my pocket...

http://home.neo.rr.com/edam/amex.jpg