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qban_flyer
04-18-2006, 04:29 AM
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Norman and his wife live in Minneapolis.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out & moves her car to the even numbered side of the street.http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/space.gif

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. Park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out & moves her car to the odd numbered side of the street.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. Park your car ..........." then the electric power goes out, and Norman's wife is upset.

She says, "Honey, what should I do? Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/space.gif

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time, dear?" :eek:

vax6335
04-19-2006, 01:23 AM
She must have been Blonde!

qban_flyer
04-19-2006, 01:54 AM
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time, dear?" :eek:

YUP! She sure was! :D :D :D

vax6335
04-19-2006, 01:57 AM
Now, I'm only 22, so I can't claim that I'm getting old with poor eyesight, so I'm just gonna have to own up to plain stupidity with a little bit of fast reading....
:o :rolleyes:

firemanbill
04-19-2006, 01:59 AM
LOL Vax... At least you admit it!:D :D :D

qban_flyer
04-19-2006, 02:00 AM
Now, I'm only 22, so I can't claim that I'm getting old with poor eyesight, so I'm just gonna have to own up to plain stupidity with a little bit of fast reading....
:o :rolleyes:'Tis what did it! :D :D :D