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Don Sims
04-19-2006, 02:41 AM
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

3. Dogs do not notice if you call them by another dog's name.

4. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

5. A dog's parents never visit.

6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

7. Dogs seldom outlive you.

8. Dogs can't talk.

9. You never have to wait for a dog; they are ready to go 24 hours a day.

10. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

11. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

12. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

13. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

14. If a dog smells another dog on you, they do not get mad; they just think it is interesting.

15. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.

16. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.

17. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.

And, last but not least:
18. If a dog leaves, it will not take half of your stuff.

skiman762
04-19-2006, 02:50 AM
19. Dogs can take a leak in the park and people don't call the cops.
20. Dogs don't know your not really the man they think you are.
21. Dogs still love you even after you tell them they are fat.

firemanbill
04-19-2006, 02:58 AM
I just wish I could be as perfect as my dog thinks I am!:D

This is my Blaze

redneckflyer
04-19-2006, 03:00 AM
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

3. Dogs do not notice if you call them by another dog's name.

4. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

5. A dog's parents never visit.

6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

7. Dogs seldom outlive you.

8. Dogs can't talk.

9. You never have to wait for a dog; they are ready to go 24 hours a day.

10. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

11. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

12. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

13. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

14. If a dog smells another dog on you, they do not get mad; they just think it is interesting.

15. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.

16. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.

17. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.

And, last but not least:
18. If a dog leaves, it will not take half of your stuff. thats why i have two! :D :D

vax6335
04-19-2006, 03:03 AM
I'm a cat person, but I would like to get a Golden Retriever or some type of Lab.

firemanbill
04-19-2006, 03:07 AM
ain't nothing wrong with cats either, Got two of them too!

I sometimes think if dogs were bigger than us they'd still be our firends. If cats were bigger than us... they'd eat us:eek:

skiman762
04-19-2006, 03:15 AM
ain't nothing wrong with cats either, Got two of them too!

I sometimes think if dogs were bigger than us they'd still be our firends. If cats were bigger than us... they'd eat us:eek:

You mean like the cats that are bigger then us
somehow I opened a vid of a cat attack thought it was like cat cats
it was some knuckle head that got out of his car to watch some lions and quickly began lunch it was a bad deal

firemanbill
04-19-2006, 03:19 AM
yeah Ski I guess it's exactly like that! LOL.

I wasn't really looking at it that way but you do have a good point:o

skiman762
04-19-2006, 03:22 AM
I have a bird dog she's in a living hell

skiman762
04-19-2006, 03:31 AM
Forgot about Jazz

firemanbill
04-19-2006, 03:39 AM
well since we're bragging about our babies...

Meet Jack (in the birdbath waiting on lunch) and Felix

skiman762
04-19-2006, 03:40 AM
No fair using bait

skiman762
04-19-2006, 03:42 AM
I have two other birds also
my wife calls me Dr Doolittle.
Don't know why:D

firemanbill
04-19-2006, 03:57 AM
I DO!:D

We've got guinea pig also but I refuse to take a picture of that thing!:eek:

skiman762
04-19-2006, 05:31 AM
Why is it a dog will stick their nose out the car window at 70 mph but get mad at you if you blow in their nose????

skiman762
04-19-2006, 05:32 AM
Why do dogs always think a spinning propeller needs to be sniffed??

Crash Test Dummy
04-19-2006, 06:45 AM
This is my Dog Baby, She is a Pit Bull/Yellow Lab mix. Hows that for a combo. She is a good old girl. The kitties atr Tazz [Blk & White] and Speedy, they are truley in Love. They chase each other all over the house, there great entertainment.

CTD

Don Sims
04-19-2006, 11:01 AM
Here's a shot of my boys. They are a couple of strays that someone dumped out here and were covered with cigarette burns when we took them in as pups. Now they are just a couple of big galoots. We've given them very complex names "Blackie" and "Brownie".

pilotpete2
04-19-2006, 10:01 PM
Don,
It's difficult to understand Man's inhummanity sometimes, you have 2 great buddies there, they are very lucky to have a good home now:)

Rugar
04-19-2006, 10:23 PM
This thread has really gone to the dogs! :D

aviatordave
04-20-2006, 06:08 PM
My wife and I have B-Day parties for our dogs (2 weiner dogs and a Yorkie)....I dont even get recognized on my B-Day (jk)

oh well....they seem to mind better than our kids

Dave