04-21-2006, 09:44 PM
There was a little girl that wandered onto a nude bathing beach. She saw this guy jog by and saw something she'd never seen before. She said "hey mister, what's that?" He says "that's my bird." She asks " can I play with it?" He says "no", and proceeds to resume jogging. He gets tired, and lays down on the sand for a nap. He wakes-up in the hospital. The Dr. says "something serious has happened to you." "Do you know how it happened?" he says "no, but there was this little girl there, she might know." The Dr. goes to the beach. Looks around and finds the little girl. He asks her if she knows what happened to the jogger. She says "Well he had this bird. I started to play with it, and it spit at me. I got mad, and cut off its head, tied a knot in its neck, smashed its eggs, and set fire to its nest.