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Old 01-24-2014, 07:25 PM   #1
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Default A guy walks into a bar....

A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the Rednecks sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the heck is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "Its okay boys. He's one of us."

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