A man walks into a bar and falls flat.
A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
E-flat walks into the bar, and the bartender says "We don't serve minors here."
What do you call a Bohemian who gets tossed out of the bar? A bounced Czech.
And drumroll please................
An Irishman walks by a bar. Hey, it could happen.