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Old 03-27-2014, 02:43 PM   #1
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Default Walking on the grass

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.

Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.

Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stayon a soft surface like grass or a path."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.

In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

After a few moments, a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk."

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Yes. That would be great exercise.
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Old 03-27-2014, 03:40 PM   #3
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Y'all should have modified that a bit...

"I was just wondering if it would be alright if she carries a flight box while we walk."


"Give a man a plane and he'll fly for a day.
Teach a man to build a plane and he'll fly for a lifetime"
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Old 03-27-2014, 04:49 PM   #4
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hahahahahahaaha ya flight box is good too
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Airport Porter to guy ...

"Carry your bag sir ? "

Guy ....

" No ... she's fine ... she can walk ! "

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HaHaHa Good One LOL,

I may be getting Older, But I Refuse to grow Up I am Having to much Fun to Grow Up LOL
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being pregnant, it would be best if she used a golf bag cart, and not carry the golf club bag LOL


I may be getting Older, But I Refuse to grow Up I am Having to much Fun to Grow Up LOL
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