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Old 06-15-2014, 05:54 AM   #1
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Default For the beer drinkers out there

MALE LOGIC----FLAWLESS: Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each
month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 .correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have
been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a
Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Where's your Ferrari??

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Old 06-15-2014, 06:35 AM   #2
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I'll drink to that!
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Old 06-15-2014, 12:07 PM   #3
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Good One

I may be getting Older, But I Refuse to grow Up I am Having to much Fun to Grow Up LOL
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Old 06-15-2014, 01:24 PM   #4
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Yeaaaaay!
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He should have asked her: "Do you wear makeup ?" LOL
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No Dahawk! The makeup is for us, not them!

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Originally Posted by xmech2k View Post
No Dahawk! The makeup is for us, not them!


and continuing on the Make-Up theme ....






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The real reason men drink...
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The real reason men drink...

LOLOL!

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