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Old 02-01-2014, 11:36 AM   #1
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Post An assortment of "jokes"

- My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that..... 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

- Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the laundry is building up!"

- I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."

- I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

- My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

- A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.

- I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening. "

- The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.

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I may be getting Older, But I Refuse to grow Up I am Having to much Fun to Grow Up LOL
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Old 02-01-2014, 03:38 PM   #3
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,thanks don,always need a good laugh!

narrow is the place to land...wide is the space to crash....choose the narrow way!
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