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Old 03-12-2014, 07:06 AM   #1
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Talking I must be getting Old

Gee, I must be getting Old I told my 6 year old Grandson, lets Race, and the Winner will get $1.00 He said ok, so I told him, that we are going to run from this trash can, then touch the fence 50ft Away, then run back and touch the trash can, who ever touches the trash can first wins I told myself that I was going to let him Win, and that I would hold back my speed Yea Right he Cleaned My Clock, I could not catch him after we took off I had to give him the 1 dollar He Beat me fair and square That was fun, But i might have to Cheat to beat him the next time LOL

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Old 03-12-2014, 11:08 AM   #2
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LOL!! You can't win em all!

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Old 03-12-2014, 04:07 PM   #3
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At least you made him earn the dollar you would have given him anyway - LOL

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Old 03-12-2014, 06:09 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by CHELLIE View Post
Gee, I must be getting Old I told my 6 year old Grandson, lets Race, and the Winner will get $1.00 He said ok, so I told him, that we are going to run from this trash can, then touch the fence 50ft Away, then run back and touch the trash can, who ever touches the trash can first wins I told myself that I was going to let him Win, and that I would hold back my speed Yea Right he Cleaned My Clock, I could not catch him after we took off I had to give him the 1 dollar He Beat me fair and square That was fun, But i might have to Cheat to beat him the next time LOL

Take care and have fun, Chellie
Geeze Chellie
You should have put trash in it and have your grandson earn his $1!

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Old 03-12-2014, 10:51 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by Don Sims View Post
LOL!! You can't win em all!
I Know Huh But I try to

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At least you made him earn the dollar you would have given him anyway - LOL
Your Soooo Right Hawk

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Geeze Chellie
You should have put trash in it and have your grandson earn his $1!
Yea, I have my Older Grand kids clean the yard for spending money, when I can get them off their behinds and away from the video games The little one is Still being Spoiled

I may be getting Older, But I Refuse to grow Up I am Having to much Fun to Grow Up LOL
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Old 03-13-2014, 12:36 AM   #6
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right!!!!thats it then,time to put an end to all "I'm getting old" threads.moderator's,shut this thread immediately.lock it up! this is your notice from the old folk police and have been rounding old folks up and we can't keep this up.from now on only the young at heart can type at wattflyer or answer to the old folk patrol. we will be reading all threads going forward and will be arresting old old folks who expose them selves in public.

so please! stop aging,do you understand. all right then,no more old talk....lets move on to something completely different...........





still waiting for something completely different.






read with Monty python in mind...................and still waiting for something different......

narrow is the place to land...wide is the space to crash....choose the narrow way!
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right!!!!thats it then,time to put an end to all "I'm getting old" threads.moderator's,shut this thread immediately.lock it up! this is your notice from the old folk police and have been rounding old folks up and we can't keep this up.from now on only the young at heart can type at wattflyer or answer to the old folk patrol. we will be reading all threads going forward and will be arresting old old folks who expose them selves in public.
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Old 03-13-2014, 02:05 AM   #8
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no old people,but please.....only alittle bit of people in my spam.



doooogh I'm not only getting old,but senile...gotta get to the field and fly.

narrow is the place to land...wide is the space to crash....choose the narrow way!
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Old 03-13-2014, 11:05 PM   #9
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I'm so old I've lost interest in girls.









Females that looked so good to me when I was 20 now seem vapid and shallow.










But I adore women!!! They don't look right to me anymore without a little gray and some wrinkles. I've never been so horny. (can I say that?)





(You just did)

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We know we are getting old when we run out to the handle of our u-controls and are winded.
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Old 03-14-2014, 12:54 AM   #11
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the question is....do you see young or old woman. i see the young one ignoring me .



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Old 03-14-2014, 01:06 AM   #12
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how old you are determines which direction the woman is spinning...what do you see....be honest ya old dogs

i may be old,but not blind....

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Isn't direction determined by which side of the brain is dominant lol?
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whats a question piper!!!now you've gone and done it..........



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Originally Posted by tobydogs View Post
whats a question piper!!!now you've gone and done it..........



lol Mine Too

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Well essentially, as it is a 2d figure, in a respects, because there are no features, the brain reconfigures the image as a moving 3s figure to understand what is happening. Oddly, we actually make it far more complex than what is happening.
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Another cool one...http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fWvFKf1EpqQ
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