Checkup

[Don Sims]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

[firemanbill]

Good one!

[CNY_Dave]

I bet he makes that 'error' with every shift change...

[xmech2k]

LOL! Can't wait to tell my wife that one. She's an RN!

[FlyWheel]

Originally Posted by xmech2k

LOL! Can't wait to tell my wife that one. She's an RN!

That comment was as funny as the joke!

[kyleservicetech]

Originally Posted by Don Sims

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

Reminds me of a trip I made to Mexico City a few years back. After two weeks of teaching electronic circuit breaker control repairing, testing, application, the group of 15 people took me and our local agent/translator to a little beer place. (The operation manual for that control is some 250 pages.)

After a few beers, and a trip to the bathroom, one of the guys asked me, "Is your fly open?". After looking, "nope". He asked again, and, "nope". About this time our agent asked what the question was in Spanish.

The question was "Is your airline flight open and confirmed back to Milwaukee???" We all got a laugh out of that.