Diagnosis

[Don Sims]

A man goes to the doctor for a physical. As the doc was finishing, he asked the man to drop his trousers so he could check him for a hernia.

When he did, the guys "man thing" was orange! The doc freaked out, sent the guy for multiple tests. He instructed the guy to come back in a week when the test results came in.

A week later, the test results came back all normal. The doc asked the man, "What do you do for a living." Guy says "I'm a mechanic."

Doc says, "that shouldn't cause it." "Do you handle chemicals or do you paint?" The guy replied, "No."

The doc said, "Do you have any dangerous hobbies?" Guy replies, "No doc, the only hobbies I have are eating Cheetos, drinking beer and watching Playboy channel."