Blond GUY joke for Chellie

[Eric_N57105]

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond construction guy stopped to eat lunch on the 20th floor.

Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."


The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said,"Baloney again! If I get a baloney sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."


The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.


The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.


The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the baloney and jumped to his death as well.


At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!"


The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blond's wife. The blond's wife said,


"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch"

[Eric_N57105]

BTW, note the use of blond instead of blonde. Blonde is only correct when referring to women or girls. I think it's funny either way, though.

Eric

[Angler-Hi]

LOL!! Now that's FUNNY!!!!

[CHELLIE]

That Was Great, Thanks Eric