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Old 03-08-2011, 12:54 AM   #1
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Exclamation A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I
ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a
frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in
his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took
the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without
getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels
and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes
rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the
lake without incident and carried on fishing using
the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was
that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South .

Take care and thanks for posting at WattFlyer!!

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Old 03-08-2011, 12:59 AM   #2
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Old 03-08-2011, 01:49 PM   #3
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Being from Tennessee, I always have some Jack handy, preferably Gentlemen Jack or Single Barrel.

Going to have to remember this one, great joke

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Hi Don
LMAO
Thats a knee slapper
Take care dear friend
Yours Hank

"When wild the head-wind beat,Thy sovereign Will commanding, Bring them who dare to fly, To a safe landing."
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Gentleman Jack has lately become my medication of choice. In moderation of course

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(don't panic - I don't land the planes)
(but I've been known to lie.....)
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Always in moderation my friend (except maybe friday nights )

Stay Thirsty my friend

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