AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, ' I hope you don ' t mind, but I feel much luckier when I ' m completely nude ' .
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ' Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes! '
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... ' YES! YES! I WON, I WON! '
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, ' What did she roll? '
The other answered, ' I don ' t know - I thought you were watching. '
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.