Two Sweeds= but not from New Jersey

[dumo01]

Sorry NJ couldn't help it

Two Swedes from Minnesota, Sven & Ole, walk into a pet shop near Brainerd.
>
> They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."
> The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
>
> "Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up
> dere,"
> says Sven.
>
> The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds,
> leave the shop, get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big
> cliffs near Brainerd Lake
>
> At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks
> like
> a grand place."
>
> He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps
> off
> the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing
> himself dead.
>
> Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says:
> "By
> yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie yumping is too dangerous for me."
>
>
> VAIT!!! Dere's MORE!
>
>
> Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop,
> too,
> and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one
> hand
> and a shotgun in the other.
>
> "Hey, Ole. Vatch dis," Knute says. He takes a parrot from the bag and
> throws
> himself over the edge of the cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knute
> takes
> the gun and shoots the parrot. Knute continues to plummet down and down
> until
> he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
>
> Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
> either."
>
>
> BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE, you betcha!!
>
>
> Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars
> appears.
>
> He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which
> he
> pulls a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his
> head,
> hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a
> rock
> and breaks his spine.
>
> Once more Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgie
> yumping,
> den Knute parrotshooting and now Lars, hengliding."
>
> Dats all. Dere ain't no more!

[MustangMan]

WOW! A triple groaner! Isn't that a very difficult diving trick?

[NJSwede]

That's pretty much a correct phonetic transcription of what I sound like when I speak English! I guess I just have to get used to the fact that the accent will follow me to the grave. But my wife thinks it's the cutest thing...

Thanks for posting!

(Just a minor note: Ole is a Norwegian name. No self-respecting swede names his son Ole)

[Larry3215]

LOL

[Saddlebum]

LOVED'EM!

[FlyingMonkey]

Originally Posted by NJSwede

(Just a minor note: Ole is a Norwegian name. No self-respecting swede names his son Ole)

Unless he married a Norwegian whose father was named Ole. Just try telling her no.

[FlyingMonkey]

Speaking of Swedes...

Or is he from Switzerland?

Switzerleden....

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[NJSwede]

Originally Posted by FlyingMonkey

Speaking of Swedes...

Or is he from Switzerland?

Switzerleden....

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Very much from Sweden, indeed. I don't think my accent is that thick, though. It better not be, after 10 years in the US.