Newly Wed Married Life

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Sweetness of Married Life

The newlyweds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the
wife, 'Honey I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer, I'll be right
back."

'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. 'I'm going to have a
beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... But at the bar... You know...they
have frozen glasses... '

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding
it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took out
5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, and little quiches.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know . There's swearing, dirty
words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... LISTEN UP, YOU CHICKEN ! SIT
YOUR SORRY DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR
FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOU'RE MARRIED AND
YOUR SORRY AIN'T GOING TO NO BAR! THAT IS OVER, GOT
IT, ?'

And... they lived happily ever after.

Isn't that a sweet story?

MARRIED LIFE............MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP.

[Larry3215]

lol!!