Jethro was never known to be the brightest bulb in the neighborhood, but one morning his neighbor noted he had a bright red mark on his face, plus a big black eye. Asked what happened, Jethro indicated he had gone to one of those country music shows last night, and a rather large woman was standing in front of him. And, her dress was caught in her *****.
“I thought I’d be a nice guy, so I reached over and pulled her dress straight. And the woman slapped me.“ The neighbor indicated “That was understandable, but what about the black eye?”
“Puzzled, I thought the woman wanted her dress that way, so I reached over and put the dress back where it was.” “Next thing I know, I’m flat on my back with everyone staring at me???”
Retired and the days are just too short, busier than ever!