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Old 11-04-2011, 09:59 AM   #1
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Thumbs down The Blonde's Last Ride....

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day:

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it.
I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."


"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . .."

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Old 11-05-2011, 07:00 AM   #2
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Good one

I may be getting Older, But I Refuse to grow Up I am Having to much Fun to Grow Up LOL
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Then ground control breaks in, "Don't worry maam. You haven't taken off yet."
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Blondes these days...
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5'4" and I'm in his lap
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