Little Johnny late for school...

[Don Sims]

"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Johnny.

"It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my
Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"

Now, Miss Russell had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Johnny what he meant by that.

Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Johnny
and trouble were old friends, but he always told her the truth. "You see,
Miss Russell, out at the farm we got this here low down fox. The last few
nights, he done ate six hens. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in
the chicken pen, he grabbed his shot gun and said to my Ma, "That fox is
back again... I'm a gonna git him!"

"Stay back," Daddy whispered to all us kids!

"My Daddy was naked as a jaybird -- no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the
hen house he crawled. Then, he stuck that double-barreled 12-gauge shot gun through the window of the coop. He was staring into that darkness, with that low down fox on his mind, when our old hound dog, Rip, who had done gone and woke up, comes sneaking up behind Daddy.

Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Rip done went and stuck his cold nose in my Daddy's hind-end!"

"Miss Russell, we all been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this
mornin!"

[crxmanpat]

Uh, Don, I hate to say it but I think you need to up your meds.

http://wattflyer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65216

[Fishbonez]

Originally Posted by crxmanpat

Uh, Don, I hate to say it but I think you need to up your meds.

http://wattflyer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=65216

Now that funny....took me a minute.. but just plain funny I dont care what anyone says

[Don Sims]

Lol, double dipped it....

[gramps2161]

It's all right Don we all get older just might be time for one of these.

[Don Sims]

Thanks gramps...