Blonde goes into a . . .

[Don Sims]

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."


The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of
pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be
having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral
print.


The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very
small - what room are they for?"


The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are
for her computer monitor.


The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not
need curtains!"





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The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!"