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|02-24-2012, 11:55 AM||#1|
World's Worst First Date Ever
when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
date or not!!! We have all had bad dates... but this takes the cake.
On the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Jay went into the audience to find the
most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described
her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to
why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy met
her skiing in the mountains outside
Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip ( no overnight). They were
strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun
but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about
hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle ! of
no where. Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a
while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there
came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she
let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking! All she could think
about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of
the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued
against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
answered her date's concerns about what is taking so long with a reply
that indeed, she was freezing her butt off and in need of some
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater.
Then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it
would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the
icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in
the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip
his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down... or perhaps that should be pants down. ...And you thought your
first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment... This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.
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|02-24-2012, 02:25 PM||#2|
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Although I did find the story amusing, having lived in utah my whole life, I do not see that happening. Bare skin sticks to solid metal when cold, but only really cold. The reason why your tounge sticks to a flag pole is the water instantly freezing. I guess if it was well below zero, and your butt was way sweaty, maybe, but I still doubt it. I. Have been out side for over 24 hours at -15 or so, and my sweaty hand did not get stuck to any bare metal I touched. A painted surface would be even harder.
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