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Old 06-19-2012, 04:28 AM   #1
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info What Women Want in a Man

What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22):

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week.


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesnít drive off until Iím in the car
3. Works steady ó splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when Iím talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends.


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesnít belch or scratch in public
3. Doesnít borrow money too often
4. Doesnít nod off to sleep when Iím venting
5. Doesnít re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends.


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62):

1. Doesnít scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesnít require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why heís laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that itís the weekend.


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing
2. Doesnít miss the toilet .

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Most women are stuck in age 22 mode until they reach 52. Then all men are useless.
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Brilliant ... have forwarded to the Missus ...
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