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Old 06-23-2012, 07:24 AM   #1
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New Health Warning:

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.

When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
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Old 06-23-2012, 06:45 PM   #2
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That's why I put lime in with my gin and tonic. It negates the bad effects from the ice.

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Old 06-24-2012, 12:22 AM   #3
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I broke my front adult tooth off when I was 8 years old riding my brothers bike. I flipped over the handle bars and proke the cap off, leaving the exposed root hanging. My fake cap made my teeth very sensetive to cold drinks.

So I guess I can drink as much as I want without ice.
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Old 06-24-2012, 01:47 AM   #4
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"When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems"

Hell, I'm probably already dead then

(Gentleman Jack icing down as I type)

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Old 06-24-2012, 01:50 AM   #5
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I'm right there with ya, Old Fart! I prefer Jameson, but will never snub a good bourbon. God Bless Kentucky!

All of my landings are three point landings if you count the spinner, too
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Old 06-24-2012, 03:10 AM   #6
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There's a bottle of Jameson on the shelf (I really NEED to build that bar in the basement)
Hadn't had it until we went to the "Giants bar" in Santa Monica - and then I was hooked.

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If things go accordingly, there should be some corn mash whiskey available locally, soon.

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Hmm..

Jeff/LAX/90045 should do it

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