Dog and Lion
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with
caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts
rushing towards the dog with menace.
The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some
bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some
good lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says " woah! This guy seems
tougher than he looks, I better leave while I can".
Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey
realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting
something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really
happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together".
So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what
happened and starts to panic even more.
He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey!
I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago..."