Old lady and the trooper

[Don Sims]

Elderly couple driving too fast in North Carolina get pulled over by a State Trooper. Husband is the driver, woman, hard of hearing, is in the passenger seat.

Troop: "Sir, may I see your license and registration please?"

Old Lady: "Wha'd he say?"

Old Man: "He wants to se my license and registration!" Hands officer the docs.


Troop: "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Old Lady: "Wha'd he say?"

Old Man: "He asked if I knew why he pulled me over!"


Trooper looks at license, shakes his head and says:

Troop: "I see you are from New Jersey. Had the worst sex of my life in New Jersey."

Old Lady: "Wha'd he say?"

Old Man: "He knows you!"