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Old 07-12-2013, 06:53 PM   #1
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An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside,
Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome
plated...38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me
your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business,
you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a
couple of bambinos. "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed
with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say,
'times up' "?

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.........I kinda relate to that little 'Don" advise.....take the rolex and trade it for a Glock...has more fear factor...lol

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.........I kinda relate to that little 'Don" advise.....take the rolex and trade it for a Glock...has more fear factor...lol
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If you should ever have to use a Glock, even when it is called for, you've got a very good chance of having to defend yourself in court.

That's the way the legal system is now days.

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