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Old 09-03-2013, 10:06 PM   #1
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Default And yet another blonde joke.....

Another Blonde Joke

This is the story:......A poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane
when the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The blonde
frantically makes a May Day distress call.
“May Day! Help! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead,”
she says. “I don’t know how to fly a plane. Please help!”
She then hears a voice on the radio saying, “This is the
tower. I will walk you through it. I’ve done this several
times. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine. Now give me
your height and position.”

The blonde replies, “I’m five foot four and I’m in the front
seat.”

“Okay,” says the voice from the tower. “Repeat after me:
Our Father, who art in Heaven ..."

Helicopters don't really fly.......
They're just so ugly, that the earth repels them.
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:58 AM   #2
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Old 09-05-2013, 01:32 AM   #3
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I figured the line would be
"Are you sure he's dead"

"Hang on, let me get the door open..."

Ask me why your DX5e is doomed... and how to fix it.
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