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Old 09-26-2013, 10:44 AM   #1
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The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left....

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A grandson who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, “Hi Grandma, you’re looking good! How are they treating you?”

Grandma took out her little note pad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, “They won’t let me fart.”

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"I've never seen Grandma so active as when we rolled her wheelchair out in the yard today for her birthday", said Bob. "It's too bad she can't talk, I'm sure she would have had a lot to say. I did see her writing something, but didn't see what it said".

His wife Liz, also out in the yard cleaning up after the party found a scrap of paper with a single word scrawled on it-

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