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Old 03-31-2014, 03:43 PM   #1
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A group of 15 year old boys discuss where they can meet for dinner. It is agreed they will meet at the McDonald's, next to Captain Jack's Seafood Grill, because they only had six dollars among them, they can ride their bikes there, and Jennie Webster--that cute girl in Social Studies--lives on the same street and they might see her.
Ten years later, now 25 years of age, the same group of guys discuss where they should meet for dinner. It is agreed they will meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grill because the beer is cheap, the bar has free snacks, the house band is good, there is no cover charge, and a lot of cute girls hang out there.
At 35 years of age, the group once again discusses where they should meet for dinner. They decide they will meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grill because the booze is good, it's near their gym and, if they go late enough, there won't be too many whiny little kids.
At 45, they agree they will meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grill because the martinis are big, and the waitresses wear tight pants.
Ten years later, now 55, the group once again discusses where they should meet for dinner. It is agreed they will meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grill because the prices are reasonable, they have a nice wine list, and eating fish is good for your cholesterol.
At 65 years of age, it is agreed they will meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grill because the lighting is good, and they have an early bird special.
Ten years later, at 75, the group agrees to meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grill because the food is not too spicy and the restaurant is handicap-accessible.
At 85 years of age, the group once again discusses where they should meet for dinner. It is agreed they will meet at Captain Jack's Seafood Grill because they have never been there before.


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Old 03-31-2014, 09:13 PM   #2
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Good One

I may be getting Older, But I Refuse to grow Up I am Having to much Fun to Grow Up LOL
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Lol! Terrible!
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I hope I can remember it so I can retell this joke. Good one.

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